My Life Is Over and I Couldn't Be Happier

I don't even know why you're so pissed
 You said I'm such a piece of shit
 That wasn't subtle at all
 Maybe I deserve more credit than you gave me
 You say I'll never learn, and it's never gonna phase me
 It doesn't phase me at all
 If I came home right now
 What would I find out?
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 I'm at the end of my tether
 You're under my skin, and I'm letting it fester
 Yeah, I've had enough
 Stumble out, and I'm headed for the van
 I can't drive, man, I can barely stand
 Forget getting it up
 I bet you faked it all along
 And I bet you never missed me at all
 I'm still waiting, I'm not moving on
 If I came home right now
 What would I find out?
 You won't believe me
 You won't believe me
 You won't believe me
 You won't believe me
 You won't believe me
 You won't believe me