Cuntry Boner - Evil Joe Barresi Mix

I fucked Dolly Parton
 I fucked Loretta Lynn
 I fucked Barbara Mandrell
 And I fucked all of her kin
 I've fucked Danny Pearl
 I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
 I fucked the Judd's, I fucked the Judd's
 My cuntry boner, it won't go down
 It won't go down, it won't go down
 My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
 It won't go down, it won't go down
 My cuntry boner, it won't go down
 I fucked Willie Nelson, I fucked him deep inside
 I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
 I fucked Dwight Yoakam
 Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him
 I fucked the Judds, I fucked the Judds
 My cuntry boner, it won't go down
 It won't go down (it won't go down)
 It won't go down (it won't go down)
 My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
 It won't go down (it won't go down)
 It won't go down (it won't go down)
 My cuntry boner, it won't go down
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 I fucked Alabama, I fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
 I fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
 I fucked the cast of Hee-haw
 I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw
 Kenny Rogers thought it crass when I fucked his big white ass
 My cuntry boner, it won't go down
 It won't go down (it won't go down)
 It won't go down (it won't go down)
 My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
 It won't go down (it won't go down)
 It won't go down (it won't go down)
 My cuntry boner, it won't go down
 It won't go down (it won't go down)
 It won't go down (it won't go down)
 My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
 It won't go down (it won't go down)
 It won't go down (it won't go down)
 My cuntry boner, it won't go down
 It won't go down (it won't go down)
 It won't go down (it won't go down)
 My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
 It won't go down (it won't go down)
 It won't go down (it won't go down)
 My cuntry boner, it won't go down
 It won't go down
 It won't go down