The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite

This here is the place where I will be staying
 There isn't a number, you can call the pay phone
 Let it ring a long, long, long, long time
 If I don't pick up, hang up, call back, let it ring some more
 Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
 If I don't pick up, pick up
 The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a coil
 Call me when you try to wake her up
 (Call me when you try to wake her)
 Call me when you try to wake her up
 (Call me when you try to wake her)
 Call me when you try to wake her up
 (Call me when you try to wake her)
 Oh
 There are scratches all around the coin slot
 Like a heartbeat, baby, trying to wake up
 But this machine can only swallow money
 You can't lay a patch by computer design
 It's just a lot of stupid, stupid signs
 Tell her
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 Tell her she can kiss my ass
 Then laugh and say that you were only kidding
 That way she'll know that it's really, really, really, really me, me
 Call me when you try to wake her up
 (Call me when you try to wake her)
 Call me when you try to wake her up
 (Call me when you try to wake her)
 Call me when you try to wake her up
 (Call me when you try to wake her)
 Oh
 Baby, instant soup doesn't really grab me
 Today I need something more sub-sub-sub-substantial
 A can of beans or blackeyed peas
 Some Nescafe and ice
 A candy bar, a falling star, or a reading from Doctor Seuss
 Call me when you try to wake her up
 (Call me when you try to wake her)
 Call me when you try to wake her up
 (Call me when you try to wake her)
 Call me when you try to wake her up
 (Call me when you try to wake her)
 Oh
 The cat in the hat came back
 Wrecked a lot of havoc on the way
 Always had a smile and a reason to pretend
 But their world has flat backgrounds
 And little need to sleep but to dream
 The sidewinder sleeps on his back
 Call me when you try to wake her up
 (Call me when you try to wake her)
 Call me when you try to wake her up
 (Call me when you try to wake her)
 I can always sleep standing up
 (Call me when you try to wake her)
 Oh
 Call me when you try to wake her up
 (Call me when you try to wake her)
 Call me when you try to wake her up
 (Call me when you try to wake her)
 I can always sleep standing up
 (Call me when you try to wake her)
 Oh
 Call me when you try to wake her up
 (Call me when you try to wake her)
 I can always sleep standing up
 (Call me when you try to wake her)
 I can always sleep standing up
 (Call me when you try to wake her)
 We've got to moogie, moogie, move on this one