Short People - Live

Short people got no reason
 Short people got no reason
 Short people got no reason to live
 They got little hands
 Little eyes
 They walk around tellin' great big lies
 They got little noses
 And tiny little teeth
 They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet
 Well I don't want no short people
 Don't want no short people
 Don't want no short people 'round here
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 (Short people are just the same as you and I)
 A fool such as I
 (All men are brothers until the day they die)
 It's a wonderful world
 Short people got nobody
 Short people got nobody
 Short people got nobody to love
 They got little baby legs
 They stand so low
 You gotta pick 'em up
 Just to say hello
 They got little cars that go "beep, beep, beep"
 They got little voices goin' "peep, peep, peep"
 They got grubby little fingers
 And dirty little minds
 They're gonna get you every time
 Well, I don't want no short people
 Don't want no short people
 Don't want no short people 'round here