Fuzzy

Got a call from my cousin
 Come and get me right now
 Cause I done lost my woman
 And I need a night out
 Said I can't burn it down
 Cause I'm gettin up early
 I'm down for one round
 But around 1: 30
 I was sittin' at a Waffle House
 I think I had grits
 Started hittin' on a waitress
 Everything after that gets fuzzy
 Like a TV in a cheap motel
 My head feels funny
 I lost my keys
 I lost my cell
 And all of my money
 Did I crash a party
 Have a run in with the law
 Take a swim in a fountain
 I don't know
 Cause it's all kinda fuzzy
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 There's a ring on my finger
 There's a bra on the lamp
 Gotta get outta this hot tub
 And try to find my pants
 Who the hell is Heather
 And when were we together
 Cause I've got every letter of her name on my chest
 Think I got a shiner
 A cigarette burn
 Nothin' in that bottle of tequila but the worm
 It's fuzzy
 Like static on the radio
 My head feels funny
 I lost my watch
 I lost my clothes
 And all of my money
 Did I call my momma
 Try to break into the mall
 Did I even pay the cabbie
 I don't know
 Cause it's all kinda fuzzy
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 I remember how it started
 After that it's just a blur
 Is it a Sunday or a Monday
 Am I supposed to be at work
 It's fuzzy
 Like a tennis ball on my tongue
 My mouth feels funny
 I'm blinded by the sun but things ain't sunny
 Will the roof stop spinnin'
 Will I find my car
 I'm way back home right now
 It's all fuzzy
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 Oh it's fuzzy
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 It's fuzzy (it's fuzzy)
 
 Everything is fuzzy (oh fuzzy)