If Your Kisses Can't Hold the Man You Love

Every time that I hear a woman cry
 because her man has left her flat
 I just feel like say-ing
 don't be such a fool, you fool
 better dry your eyes,
 can't you realize
 you gain nothing by that
 well that's no way to keep his heart warm, baby
 when his love grows cool
 what's the use in sighing
 what's the use in crying
 if he's wondered off the track
 'cause if your kisses won't hold
 the man you love
 then your tears won't bring him back, NO
 might as well be cheerful
 no use being tearful
 if he's given you the sack
 'cause if your kisses won't hold
 the man you love
 then your tears won't bring him back
 Now, listen, if sweet, sugar kissin'
 isn't gonna make him come home
 tell me how do you hope to keep him to you
 with tears instead of song
 Just... meet a normal fella
 come on, say "what the hella"
 get his clothes and help him to pack
 'cause if your kisses won't hold
 the man you love
 then your tears won't bring him back
 Love is like home cooking
 good, and wholesome,
 but all men need some mutton
 on the outside now and then
 if you find your boy's been cheating
 do the same old, dear,
 he's only giving you the chance
 that you've been waiting for for years
 my goodness, tears won't get you anything
 just a shiny, red nose
 go on, paint up, powder up,
 put on your swellest clothes
 then, you'll get him by the score
 neglected girls shouldn't worry
 that's what god made sailors for
 Don't cry for him for chasing,
 screw it, then replace him,
 with some good looking tom, dick, or jack
 'cause if your kisses won't hold
 the man you love
 then your tears won't bring him back
 IF YOUR KISSES WON'T HOLD...
 THE MAN YOU LOOOOOVE...
 THEN YOUR TEARS. WON'T. BRING. HIM. BACK.!
 NO.