It Should've Been Me

As I passed by
 A real fine hotel
 A chick walked out
 She sure looked swell
 I gave her the eye
 And started to carry on
 When a Cadillac cruised up
 And 'swish' she was gone
 It should've been me
 With that real fine chick
 It should've been me
 With that real fine chick
 Hey, hey, hey, hey, driving that, Cadillac
 A little later on
 A theater I passed
 I spotted another chick
 And did she have class
 I was all set
 To write her name in my book
 When her husband came up and gave me a
 Real dirty look
 It should've been me
 With that real fine chick
 It should've been me
 With that real fine chick
 It should've been me
 To have been her chaperone
 When I got to the corner
 I saw a sharp cat
 With a 300 dollar suit on
 And a 100 dollar hat
 He was standing on the sidewalk
 By a DynaFlow
 When a voice within said
 "C'mon daddy, let's go"
 It should've been me
 With that real fine chick
 It should've been me
 With that real fine chick
 Hey, hey, hey, hey, driving that, DynaFlow
 I ate a bowl of chili
 And I felt okay
 At least until I passed
 This fine Cafe
 I saw a guy eatin'
 A great big steak
 While a waitress stood by feedin' him
 Ice cream and cake
 It should've been me
 With that real fine chick
 It should've been me
 With that real fine chick
 You know, it should've been me
 Eatin' ice cream and cake
 It should've been me
 Gettin' my natural kicks
 It should've been me
 Gettin' my natural kicks
 Hey, hey, hey, hey, lovin' those, crazy chicks...