Jack Daniels, You Lied To Me Again

You started talking soon as I sat down,
 Giving me tips on love,
 Saying how I was good-looking,
 The kind of guy most women were dreaming of.
 Then after just about an hour or so,
 You started pointing out the girls I should get to
 Know.
 Sure enough, I thought I fell in love.
 You kept saying,
 "Go, man, go!"
 CHORUS:
 But, Jack Daniel's, you lied to me again.
 (Yes, you did.)
 You told me that she was the greatest thing
 That ever happened to a man.
 You said this was it, she was the one,
 And I'd still be in love when the morning comes,
 But, Jack Daniel's, you lied to me again.
 (Yes, you did.)
 I used to count on old Jim Beam,
 But he kept letting me down.
 He'd line me up with a rodeo queen;
 Next day, she'd be looking like a rodeo clown.
 Jose Cuervo* couldn't find me a beauty,
 And Johnny Walker* failed when he said he could.
 Yeah, all of you fellows are real smooth talkers, but
 Your eyesight's not too good.
 CHORUS
 But, Jack Daniel's, you lied to me again.
 (Yes, you did.)
 You told me that she was the greatest thing
 That ever happened to a man.
 You said this was it, she was the one,
 And I'd still be in love when the morning comes,
 But, Jack Daniel's, you lied to me again.
 (Yes, you did.)
 I'm forgetting about wine women and song,
 And the next time I go out, you ain't coming along.
 CHORUS
 But, Jack Daniel's, you lied to me again.
 (Yes, you did.)
 You told me that she was the greatest thing
 That ever happened to a man.
 You said this was it, she was the one,
 And I'd still be in love when the morning comes,
 But, Jack Daniel's, you lied to me again.
 (Yes, you did.)