The Streak

Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter
 With all the news that is news across the nation
 On the scene at the supermarket
 There seems to have been some disturbance here
 Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
 Yeah, I did
 I's standin' over there by the tomatoes, and here he come
 Running through the pole beans
 Through the fruits and vegetables, naked as a jay bird
 And I hollered over t' Ethel
 I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"
 And it's too late, she'd already been incensed
 (Here he comes) boogity, boogity
 (There he goes) boogity, boogity
 (And he ain't wearin' no clothes)
 Oh yes, they call him the Streak
 (Boogity, boogity)
 Fastest thing on two feet
 (Boogity, boogity)
 He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy
 And he gon' give us a peek
 Oh yes, they call him the Streak
 (Boogity, boogity)
 He likes to show off his physique
 (Boogity, boogity)
 If there's an audience to be found, he'll be streakin' around
 Invitin' public critique
 This is your action news reporter once again
 And we're here at the gas station
 Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
 Yeah, I did
 I's just in here gettin' my tires checked
 An' he just appeared out of the traffic
 Just come streakin' around the grease rack there
 Didn't have nothin' on but a smile
 I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink
 I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!"
 But it was too late, she'd already been mooned
 Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers
 (He ain't crude) boogity, boogity
 (He ain't lewd) boogity, boogity
 (He's just in the mood to run in the nude)
 Oh yes, they call him the Streak
 (Boogity, boogity)
 He likes to turn the other cheek
 (Boogity, boogity)
 He's always makin' the news
 Wearin' just his tennis shoes
 Guess you could call him unique
 Once again, your action news reporter
 In the booth at the gym
 Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff
 Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
 Yeah, I did
 Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow cone
 And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling
 Right down the middle of the court
 Didn't have on nothing but his PF's
 Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stands
 I hollered up at Ethel
 I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"
 But it was too late, she'd already got a free shot
 Grandstandin', right there in front of the home team
 Oh yes, they call him the Streak
 Here he comes again (boogity, boogity)
 Who's that with him? (The fastest thing on two feet)
 Ethel, is that you, Ethel? (Boogity, boogity)
 (He's just as proud as he can be)
 What do you think you're doin'? (Of his anatomy)
 (And he gon' give us a peek) you get your clothes on!
 Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
 Ethel! Where you goin'? (Boogity, boogity)
 He likes to show off his physique
 Ethel, you shameless hussy! (Boogity, boogity)
 If there's an audience to be found, he'll be streakin' around
 Invitin' public critique
 Say it isn't so, Ethel!
 Oh yes, they call him the Streak
 Ethel! (Boogity, boogity)