Miami

I remember years ago a place I loved to go
 Palm trees; sunshine
 beaches and never any snow
 Then bastards came in numbers to infiltrate the place
 Crime and murder rates have soared in Florida's disgrace
 Now they've ruined Miami, they've let it go to piss
 Now they've ruined Miami, there's nothing left to miss
 Now they've ruined Miami, and my vacation plans
 Guess I'll have to stay at home until they fix it. man
 Now they've got new gun laws, and everybody's armed
 They say it's their protection, no need to be alarmed
 I hate to be sarcastic but wear the shoe that fits
 Miami is a city has all but gone to shit
 Now they've ruined Miami, they've let it go to piss
 Now they've ruined Miami, there's nothing left to miss
 Now they've ruined Miami, and my vacation plans
 Guess I'll have to stay at home until they fix it. man
 I really wish I didn't have to write sarcastic songs
 But modern day society has got to right these wrongs
 Old men and women now have guns and they can't even drive
 They can't aim, and they can't shoot and we cannot survive
 Cemeteries filling up, they'll have to make some room
 People wasting people, I sense impending doom
 So if you love miami, you'll get what you deserve
 Better pack a bullet proof best, and pills to soothe your nerves
 Now they've ruined Miami, they've let it go to piss
 Now they've ruined Miami, there's nothing left to miss
 Now they've ruined Miami, and my vacation plans
 Guess I'll have to stay at home until they fix it. man