Drinking With Jesus

Once upon a time in Louisiana
 I found myself half wasted late at night
 I was drinking heavily with Jesus
 Talking about impacts of his life
 Tell me, tell me Jesus
 Tell me, tell me more
 Why am I not happy?
 Why am I not rich?
 Why nobody loves me?
 Why life such a bitch?
 Jesus looked at me kinda weird
 I saw silver tears in his eyes
 Cracking jokes & laughing through his beard
 Drinking from a bottle fine red wine
 Jesus had a shot of Jose Cuervo
 Then we had some whiskey on the rocks
 Then we started dancing like two maniacs
 Then he said to me:
 JESUS. You are a drunk.
 WITNESSES. Yeah...
 JESUS. You are a loser.
 WITNESSES. Yeah...
 JESUS. You are a womanizer.
 WITNESSES. Yeah...
 JESUS & WITNESSES (Raise glasses). Hallelujah!