Stupid Drinking Song

Zooga-wooga!
 I used to have a house
 And fat-ass ugly wife
 I used to have amazing job
 And work from nine to five
 When I fell off the wagon
 I landed at the bar
 It's been a long, long time
 I can't get up so far
 And you may say i'm crazy
 WITNESSES. Crazy!
 And you may say i'm dumb
 WITNESSES. Dumb!
 To waste my life away hey-hey
 On whiskey beer and rum
 I drink this glass to heroes
 Who always have a ball
 They're always here drunk with me
 They never fail to fall
 Zooga-wooga!
 I wonder what has happened to
 Mi casa on the hill
 My fat-ass ugly wife
 And to her boyfriend, Bill
 I found myself in drinking
 I'm great in being stoned
 The only song I'm singing now
 This stupid drinking song
 Nananananananananana