Love Affair

There was a love affair in this building
 The kind of love affair
 Which every respectable building must
 Keep as a legend
 Slowly festering through an innocent
 "By the way" or "Have you heard"
 He was perfect except for the fact that he was an engineer
 And mothers prefer doctors and lawyers
 
 Doo doo doo
 Doo doo dooooo-du-doo-doo
 Doo-doo-doo-doo-do-do-dum
 Dum-dum-do-da
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 Yet despite this imperfection
 He was clean-looking and respectable-looking
 And you'll never find a mother
 Who doesn't appreciate a natural man
 So he grew healthy aloe vera plants by the window
 Healthy teeth in his mouth
 Healthy hair on his head
 Oh, he grew healthy wavy brown hair on his head
 The kind, the kind that babies always go for
 With sticky little fingers
 Doo doo doo
 Doo doo dooooo-du-doo-doo
 Doo-doo-doo-doo-do-do-dum
 Dum-dum-do-da
 Aa-dum
 Aa-dum, da, da, um