King Of The River

I'm Mike Fink
 King of the river
 Listen to the thunder
 Hear the winds roar
 Hurricane's a-coming
 Board up the door
 Load up the cannon
 Call up the law
 Worstest calamity
 That folks never saw
 Girls run and hide
 Brave men shiver
 I'm Mike Fink
 King of the river
 Oh, he's a ring-tail roarer
 And a tough old alligator
 Oh, he's a bull-nosed bully
 And a real depopulator
 Oh, what a deep divin catfish
 That always come up dry
 He's gonna live forever
 Born too mean to die
 Dug the whole Ohio
 With my big toe
 Filled her up with water
 Made the critter flow
 Stomped out the valley
 Scraped up the ridge
 Wade across the river
 'Cause I don't trust no bridge
 And then an earthquake
 Make mountains quiver
 I'm Mike Fink
 King of the river
 Oh he can uptalk a lawyer
 [Incomprehensible]
 Oh, he can upchop thunder
 And her son say that he can
 Oh, what a fightin' devil
 He'll spit right in your eye
 He's gonna live forever
 Born too mean to die
 (Born too mean to die)