LAF

Look at them boots (ha?), the fuck am I, Elvis?
 You think I dropped two racks on a pair of crocodile tails just to let 'em sit up on the shelf bitch?
 Yela done lost his mind, dropped 70 grand up on the Chevrolet
 A bug got into my throat, I had to cough it up
 The dealership hit me with the pepper spray
 Money, money, money
 20, 30, 40, 50 and another hunnid
 If I don't get rid of this ridiculous amount of dividends I'll probably end up with a knot up in my stomach
 If I don't feel well, then I don't get mail
 If I don't get mail, then I can't steer well
 If I can't steer well, I'ma run over these mothafuckas like a gorilla up in a titanium tank drinkin' on clear
 Well, what do you expect, I ain't never seen a hunnid thousand dollar check
 Even Walmart had to restock
 Fucking with me up in the electronic department
 What do you mean you can't sell all 6 flat screens, what am I supposed to put in my garage
 A fucking projecta? how do you expect me to take a piss and not miss Sons of Anar-chy
 What a dream, what a dream, what is this, what is that, what is up with the bling
 What a scene, buy the couch, buy the lamp, buy the room, buy the sink, buy the whole damn thing, bada boom bada bing
 House lookin' like the Bass Pro Shop
 Buffalo heads, bears, bucks and dead ducks
 Fuck changing up, kill it stuff it and hang it up
 You don't like it then you lame as fuck
 Come on in, want a beer?
 Oh yeah, Next to Nothing mothafucka
 Slumerican shit!
 These motherfuckers make me laugh
 They L-A-F, they Lame As Fuck
 Look at how they dress
 They L-A-F, they Lame As Fuck
 Listen how they rap
 They L-A-F, they Lame As Fuck
 Trying to say they fresh, trying to say they tough
 You ain't ever been about it, you just make shit up
 (Hey Rittz, what's up?)
 Some people never really cease to amaze me
 These days it's like no one can take a hint
 I make a song called "Lame As Fuck" and all these rappers acting like it don't pertain to them
 If I was to name these lame motherfuckers it would
 Take me ten minutes to give 'em attention so I'll be vague and vent
 But if you feel like I'm referring to you, then you're the reason my patience is paper thin
 First off, if you know me as Rittz
 I think you're real lame if you see me and you try to call me by my real name
 Just because you read my Wikipedia
 Don't even say to people that we kicked it when we never did hang
 Same type of motherfucker will beg for your number and wonder why you ignore em like twenty times on the road
 Cause I'm busy and this is why I hesitated giving it to you homie
 You need to go get a life of your own
 "How do I know if I'm lame?"
 Lemme ask you this, are you always commenting online like you're an expert on everything?
 When someone's sick, do you try to chime in and tell 'em what medicine they should buy?
 Shitty car, got a pair of rims on it
 You ever done a ice bucket challenge? Then the answer's yes
 Do you ask random people 'bout a tat just so you can show 'em yours when nobody give a shit?
 Lookin lame, takin' pictures with a pit
 Say you love it, make it mean
 And you give the dog away
 I hope you end up gettin' bit
 Bitches actin like they model for a living when they strip
 I'm confused on how to say it, are they memes or they mems?
 I'm just sick of seeing dorky shit written on a picture for a minute It was cool but now I'm wishin it would end
 Hell nah
 I feel the word thot is twat
 It's difficult, it doesn't roll off my tongue
 You prolly used the word fleek the same week you heard it you geek
 Dirty pussy nobody showing you love
 You lame as fuck if you ain't rolling with Slum
 You lame as fuck yelling Worldstar holding your phone
 You think you dope, but you dumb
 You wanna rap to me I'm hoping you gone
 You think you flow, that mean you totally dumb
 Cuz you lame as fuck!
 All I see around here is boring flows and rollies
 E-Beef boring tweets, these bitches totally taking thoting to a whole nother level
 Like they was born for hoeing, and then she got to turn around and expose the nigga
 She was just chilling with the night before without a warning, so she can get accepted socially
 So you gotta know, was she colder than ice?
 She rolling the dice, or block her on the neck like you born to goalie
 Uh, a hunnid, a hunnid, a hunnid, a hunnid, a hunnid, that's the new corn emoji
 Who want it, who want it? That's a new rhetorical question nobody seems to have the answers to
 The only question niggas seem to have a answer to is "Who done it, who done it?"
 Snitching is the new equivalent to cancer foo'
 Stop working and getting your pay and giving it to dancers knowing your children need pampers foo'
 You niggas nowadays are probably waiting in line all day
 Just to get advanced a shoe cause they was made by Kanye
 You put them on, get a glance or two, then you go home and your daughter say
 How Sway, but you ain't got the answers foo
 The shit is too pathetic, cause you too busy tryna keep up with the nigga who be tryna keep up with the nigga who be chasing all of these bitches
 With all the artificial body parts looking too synthetic
 Look, if Yelawolf tell a nigga that he want you deaded, you be deaded
 Rittz and I can finish blowing the Romeo Julieta
 After I finish sending a nigga at you who be throwing Tony Romos out of a Ruger, ready to risk it all for me
 Get off me, y'all funny, this is the remix, Rittz talk to me
 These motherfuckers make me laugh
 They L-A-F, they Lame As Fuck
 Look at how they dress
 They L-A-F, they Lame As Fuck
 Listen how they rap
 They L-A-F, they Lame As Fuck
 Trying to say they fresh, trying to say they tough
 You ain't ever been about it, you just make shit up
 You lame as fuck
 Oh word, y'all ain't think that I was coming in this bitch
 Bet ya think I'm talkin' bout making an entrance
 Talk bout making an entrance, into a lame niggas Misses
 Listen to that sentence, I said coming in this bitch
 Rubbing on her clits, sucking on her tits
 Cumming on her lips, why am I humping on this chick?
 Cause he dumber than a brick, talking bout the Illuminati like "Doesn't it exist?"
 And didn't Eminem become a puppet for the government in this country
 Once he's start coming with the hits?
 I ain't fucking with them Rittz, these dudes been dropped on their head
 Swimming in they daddy balls, he should have opted for some head
 Yo momma should have swallowed you instead, missed y'all not at all, uh, wait
 What about these mothafuckas acting like they trapping but ain't never flipped a quarter
 Rappers never traffickin' across the Tijuana border
 You the sorta nigga wearin' a recorder, talkin' for the court reporter
 Rolling over so your time is shorter, but you know your crew is doing more than just a quarter
 Now they making orders like them Jordans you be sportin in protected custody but luckily
 I can't afford to fuck with suckas I ignored them mothafuckas
 Crooked is sorta like a hoarder with the pistols (you lame)
 Crooked he's gone, what is he on?
 Is it a weed bong?
 He got 3 blondes with no jeans on playin ping pong with his ding dong while he sing songs like I'm Cheech and Chong, bitch I'm King Kong
 Just a nigga with a attitude like I'm Ice Cube reborn
 Mixed with some Bill Cosby bitches
 Wrong nigga to sleep on, Rittz
 These motherfuckers make me laugh
 They L-A-F, they Lame As Fuck
 Look at how they dress
 They L-A-F, they Lame As Fuck
 Listen how they rap
 They L-A-F, they Lame As Fuck
 Trying to say they fresh, trying to say they tough
 You ain't ever been about it, you just make shit up
 You lame as fuck