My Secretary Maureen

We were up all night
 Yeah we stayed up late
 Till the sun came up we were still awake
 Yeah me and secretary Maureen
 It wasn't like she got the chance
 To call her mom or learn to dance
 But you could tell by the way she talked
 She was concerned with the way she walked
 And it wasn't lines of physiognomy
 Or the way she hung so vertically
 She was just
 Secretary Maureen yeah
 Secretary Maureen get up, sit down
 Secretary Maureen come in, get out
 Secretary Maureen, secretary Maureen yeah
 Secretary Maureen make love to me
 Secretary Maureen do my laundry
 Secretary Maureen, secretary Maureen
 She puts on her face each day
 To cover up what she can't say
 And to briefly feel loved
 If only for a moment in his arms
 And her eyes are black and her eyes are blue
 And the words he says are reminding you
 Of the ones, he says before
 He gently sends you screaming to the ground
 So get up and walk away Maureen
 Get up and run away Maureen
 Get up and cry away Maureen, Maureen
 Stand up and talk to me Maureen
 Don't be afraid of him Maureen
 Take back your life again Maureen, Maureen
 My secretary Maureen
 Someone would only give her a chance
 To call her mom or learn to how to dance
 Someone would only cut her some slack
 Yeah, yeah my Maureen could come back
 Yeah my Maureen could come back
 Yeah Maureen please come back
 My secretary Maureen
 My secretary Maureen
 My secretary Maureen yeah