Chance to Buy an Island

Chance to buy an island, I'll sell it to you
 It's not too bad
 Check out the 'For Sale' sign, it's for you
 And hey, it's really nice
 Can I offer you a find?
 Can I oil your rusty mind?
 If I tell you all I know
 Can I pack it up and go?
 And now you're ten years colder, at least you're alive
 And that's not too bad
 And you can't afford an island, put it up for sale
 And hey, don't think twice
 Can I offer you a find?
 Can I oil your rusty mind?
 If I tell you all I know
 Can I pack it up and go?
 Hey, don't think twice
 Hey, don't think twice