Friend Like Me - Remastered 2022

Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves
 Scheherazade had a thousand tales
 But, master, you in luck, 'cause up your sleeves
 You got a brand of magic never fails
 You got some power in your corner now
 Some heavy ammunition in your camp
 You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo, and how?
 See, all you gotta do is rub that lamp
 And I'll say "Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?"
 Let me take your order, jot it down
 You ain't never had a friend like me, ha-ha-ha!
 Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre d'
 Come on, whisper what it is you want
 You ain't never had a friend like me
 Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
 You're the boss, the king, the shah!
 Say what you wish, it's yours, true dish
 How 'bout a little more baklava?
 Have some of column A, try all of column B
 I'm in the mood to help you, dude
 You ain't never had a friend like me
 Wah-ah-ah! Oh, my
 Wah-ah-ah! No, no
 Wah-ah-ah! My, my
 Can your friends do this?
 Can your friends do that?
 Can your friends pull this
 Out their little hat?
 Can your friends go poof?
 Hey, looky here, ha-ha!
 Can your friends go, "Abracadabra, let 'er rip!"
 And then make the sucker disappear?
 So, don't 'cha sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
 I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
 You got me bona fide certified!
 You got a genie for your charge d'affaires
 I got a powerful urge to help you out
 So what's your wish? I really wanna know!
 You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
 Well, all you gotta do is rub like so, hey-oh
 Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
 I'm on the job, you big nabob
 You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
 You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
 You ain't never had a friend like me
 Ya-ha-ha!
 Wah-ha-ha!
 You ain't never had a friend like me, ha!