Serve the Servants

Teenage angst has paid off well
 Now I'm bored and old
 Self-appointed judges judge
 More than they have sold
 If she floats than she is not
 A witch like we have thought
 A downpayment on another
 One at Salem's lot
 Serve the servants, oh no
 Serve the servants, oh no
 Serve the servants, oh no
 Serve the servants
 That legendary divorce is such a bore
 As my bones grew they did hurt
 They hurt really bad
 I tried hard to have a father
 But instead I had a dad
 I just want you to know that I
 Don't hate you anymore
 There is nothing I could say
 That I haven't thought before
 Serve the servants, oh no
 Serve the servants, oh no
 Serve the servants, oh no
 Serve the servants
 That legendary divorce is such a bore