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How on earth did I get here
 Or how on earth did I get here on Earth?
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 I was on the road to New Orleans
 And all I want to do is to spend time with you
 Time with you
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 America's Funniest Home Videos, Big Red, and Hall & Oates
 Will follow you wherever you go
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 Top three reasons for leaving
 Number one
 I tried, but I couldn't change for you
 I tried, but I couldn't change for you
 And I thought your love would bind me
 And my flaws would be subdued
 And I tried, but I couldn't change for you
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 Number two
 I can't go downstairs into that living room
 Oh Kurt, give me an answer
 Oh John, give me a sign
 Oh Daryl, sing me something
 That will make me lose my mind
 You make my dreams come true!
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 Number three
 I lost my beard, and I hear Portland is great this time of year
 Oh John, give me an answer
 Oh Kurt, give me a sign
 Oh Daryl, sing me something that will make me lose my mind
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 Will you remind me when I'm not well?
 That's all I can ask
 That's all I can ask
 Will you remind me when I'm not well?
 That's all I can ask
 That's all I can ask
 Will you remind me when I'm not well?
 That's all I can ask
 That's all I can ask
 And tried, but I couldn't change for you
 I tried, but I couldn't change for you
 And I thought your love would bind me
 And my flaws would be subdued