Letter To My Penis

Dear Penis,
 I don't think I like you anymore,
 You used to watch me shave,
 Now all u do is stare at the floor.
 Oh dear Penis,
 I don't like you anymore.
 It used to be you and me,
 A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
 That's all we needed to get by.
 Now it seems things have changed,
 I think that your the one to blame.
 Dear Penis,
 I don't like you anymore.
 Now he sings,
 Dear Rodney,
 I don't think I like you anymore,
 'Cause when u get to drinkin'
 You put me places I've never been before.
 Dear Rodney,
 I dont like you anymore.
 Why can't we just get a grip,
 On our man to hand relationship.
 Come to terms with truly how we feel.
 If we put our heads together,
 We'd just stay home forever.
 Dear Penis,
 I think I like you after all.
 Oh and Rodney,
 While yer shavin',
 Shave my balls.