Little Things

When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know
 Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper go
 Feelin' real uneasy, feelin' real uncertain
 Cause I gotta wipe my butt again with a shower curtain
 It's those little things those itty bitty things
 It's those little things like that that piss me off
 When I pick on a woman and I take her home to bed
 She takes her clothes off and she starts to...
 I ask her name was she told me in was Venus
 Well I reach down between her legs...
 It's those little things those itty bitty things
 That woman had a big thing it ain't no little thing it pissed me off