Put Your Clothes Back On

Put your clothes back on
 I'd rather be alone
 Your thing is all worn out
 Now get on home
 You've had too many lovers
 They've worn off the hair
 Now there ain't no way I'm goin' in there
 Put your clothes on
 And get on home
 Should've never gone out
 Should have never had a drink
 Take that thing outside
 it's startin' to stink
 Your friends done told me
 Where you have been
 And I feel sorry
 For all those men
 Put your clothes back on baby
 And get on home
 Yeah get that thing away from me
 It looks like something
 Your dog would eat
 Seen enough now set me free
 I think that thing just barked at me
 *BARK*
 Early this morning it bit my leg
 Oh little darling
 Don't you make me beg
 Put your clothes back on
 And get on home
 Oh shit I'm scared
 I need medical care
 I think three midgets just
 Crawled out of there
 I was fine before you came
 Would you throw something over
 That pitiful thing
 Baby put your clothes back on
 And get on home
 Yeah
 Put your clothes on
 And get your booty back home
 Go on