Sing You Bastards / Burning Sensation

she had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through
 breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you
 she drove a 1973, chevy blazer
 and her legs & her armpits never seen a razor...
 she had curlers in her hair, window rolled down
 dip of snuff, spit on the ground
 drunk as i was that woman looked good to me...
 now i got this burnin sensation when i pee
 when im standin in a public bathroom
 people stop & take a look at me
 i got this burnin sensation when i pee
 i got this burnin sensation when i pee. oh hay hay
 i got a damn good feelin your the one who gave it to me
 i got creepy crawly crabs crawlin all over me
 them itchy little bastards ya' just cant get 'em to leave