Honky Tonk Union

They got married in a honky tonk bar
 Said their vows on a 6-string steel guitar
 He's been in love from the moment he saw her
 All those years ago at the livestock shows
 He's just a rodeo clown
 He ain't much, just the biggest damn fool in town
 Now, his best man he couldn't come around
 cause he died a month ago down in Mexico
 Well, God bless the fools
 For breaking all the rules
 and fighting over their bar stools
 And getting married in a honky tonk bar
 They honeymooned in a pick up truck
 Threw some hay in the bed so that they might... stay up all night
 and laugh with the stars and the moonlight
 And all them U.F.O.'s with their crazy light shows
 He left his three-legged dog at home
 And let the cows loose so they could roam
 We don't know if they'll ever come home
 but that's O.K. you see, we think they ought to go free by now
 God bless the fools
 For screwing up all the rules
 and hanging on to their bar stools
 And getting married in a honky tonk bar
 They got married in a honky tonk bar
 Said their vows on a 6-string steel guitar
 He's been in love from the moment he saw her
 All those years ago at the livestock shows
 He's just a rodeo clown
 He ain't much, just the biggest damn fool in town
 Now, his best man he couldn't come around
 cause he died hard and slow down in Mexico
 Well, God bless us fools
 For stumbling all over your rules
 and falling off our bar stools
 And getting married in a honky tonk bar
 Getting married in a honky tonk bar