Do The Strand

There's a new sensation
 A fabulous creation
 A danceable solution
 To teenage revolution
 Do the strand, love
 When you feel love
 It's the new way
 That's why we say
 "Do the strand!"
 Do it on the tables
 Quaglino's place or Mabel's
 Slow and gentle
 Sentimental
 All styles served here
 Louis Seize he prefer
 Laissez-faire Le Strand
 Tired of the tango
 Fed up with fandango
 Dance on moonbeams
 Slide on rainbows
 In furs or blue jeans
 You know what I mean?
 Do the strand! (Ooh!)
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 Had your fill of Quadrilles
 The Madison and cheap thrills
 Bored with the Beguine
 The samba isn't your scene
 They're playing our tune
 By the pale moon
 We're incognito
 Down the Lido
 And we like the strand
 Arabs at oasis
 Eskimos and Chinese
 If you feel blue
 Look through who's who
 See La Goulue
 And Nijinsky
 Do the strandsky!
 Weary of the Waltz
 And mashed potato schmaltz
 Rhododendron
 Is a nice flower
 Evergreenin'
 It lasts forever
 But it can't beat strand power
 The Sphynx and Mona Lisa
 Lolita and Guernica
 Did the strand