Save That Money

LD, AKA The Independent Variable
 Trap God, and we servin' up the whole world
 Ay, where the gold at, baby?
 Ay, where the clothes at, baby?
 Ay, where the dough at, baby?
 In the bank but you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby
 Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty)
 Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy)
 Ay, we gon' save that money
 What we do? We gon' save that money
 Rap game got it all wrong
 We ain't 'bout to go and spend money just to flex on them
 We ain't really got it like y'all (Yeah, baby!)
 I'm a type of motherfucker that'll check the check
 Do the math, I ain't never gettin' robbed
 Those margaritas not goin' on my card
 I ain't 'bout to split a damn thing for convenience sake
 I'm at the restaurant workin' that waitress
 Hold up
 You ain't heard of Lil Dave, Yung L, The Jew Biz Major?
 Fuck you know about the world he was raised in?
 I've been savin' money since a motherfucker thirteen
 I wear the same pair of jeans everyday
 Free sandwiches, homie, two stamps away
 Book flight December but I leave in May
 Drugs are generic but still work the same
 I get login's for Netflix from my cousin Greg
 Thanks Greg!
 Ay, where the gold at, baby?
 Ay, where the clothes at, baby?
 Ay, where the dough at, baby?
 In the bank but you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby
 Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty)
 Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy)
 Ay, we gon' save that money
 What we do? We gon' save that money
 All of my luggage is Louie V, I swear to God, nigga
 All of my bitches be scared of me, I put that rod in 'em
 All of them bitches actin' thoughtless, I disregard 'em
 All of them bitches actin' holy, ain't got no God in 'em
 I can teach a lil nigga somethin', preacher
 I can take his ass church fresh as hell, no Easter
 I can make his ass burb like a baby without no hiccup
 I can...
 Quan what's this have to do with saving money though?
 You know a full verse would have been to expensive anyways
 I think
 I ain't parkin' that unless the meter green, homie
 Hair cut several months in-between, homie
 Hit the motherfuckin' lights when I leave, homie
 Single ply TP ass bleed
 Air B&B the mother fucker, least I'm never there
 I'm not in Cali, why the fuck my company in Delaware?
 Happy hour takin' out the chicken, I don't even care
 That applies to both dating and wings
 Peep matinees phone bill got the motherfuckin' fam on it
 401k rollin' over bands on it
 Coppin' sweaters in the summer with the sale on it
 The fuck you rappers bragging bout? You overpay for it
 Ay, where the gold at, baby?
 Ay, where the clothes at, baby?
 Ay, where the dough at, baby?
 In the bank but you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby
 Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty)
 Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy)
 Ay, we gon' save that money
 What we do? We gon' save that money
 I ain't never hit a bar with a cover
 Low thread count, hard with the covers
 Free trial memberships though
 I never join the shiz though
 Fuck you think this is though?
 Frequent flying like a motherfuckin finch tho
 General Tso, half a dozen on the stick
 Just so I can whet the appetite of dick
 What you talkin' about?
 My AC never doing nothing, blow fans
 Walgreens card shoppin' all the off brands
 Boy go hard when collecting, got Venmo
 Save every motherfuckin' roach, tryna smoke
 Check the clothes in my drawers, I ain't playin' around
 It's LD, lil boy, Mr. Hand-me-down
 Dirty drawers gettin' worn, can you blame me now?
 You think I got $4.50 up in quarters on me well I fucking don't!
 Ay, where the gold at, baby?
 Ay, where the clothes at, baby?
 Ay, where the dough at, baby?
 In the bank but you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby
 Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty)
 Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy)
 Ay, we gon' save that money
 What we do? We gon' save that money
 Everytime these niggas tryna play
 And lately I've been stackin' up
 Cause I'm bout the bands baby
 100k underneath the bed baby
 If you at a restaurant and got an iced coffee
 And the waiter been refillin' that without a word of caution
 And you get your fuckin' bill and you can see 'em double chargin'
 For the coffee and you told 'em there's a problem
 Sing a long like
 Ohh don't double charge for me for that
 Ohh don't double charge for me for that
 Don't do it to yourself
 Cause I might just ask what the ice cube's worth
 That's the only differentiator making this a non-free perk
 And I might make work more difficult for you than it need be
 So think about it take a minute let it breathe B
 But think about it bruh you saw me take the burger with the bacon on the side
 After looking at the price of the side of just bacon
 And comparing it to the what the difference in the cheeseburger
 Vs. the bacon cheeseburger was and making my decision
 I would hate to be the waiter trying to tell me something different
 I'ma get on Yelp in a minute and review
 This piece of shit place like only a kyke know how
 Unless you take the extra coffee off I might get loud unless you...
 Oh, it was just an accident?
 You didn't even mean that You didn't... that was... that's... I'm so embarrassed