One Man Guy

People will know when they see this show
 The kind of a guy I am
 They'll recognize just what I stand for
 And what I just can't stand
 They'll perceive what I believe in
 and what I know is true
 They'll recognize I'm a one man guy
 Always was through and through
 People meditate, hey that's just great
 Trying to find the inner you
 People depend on family and friends
 And other folks to pull them through
 I don't know why I'm a one man guy
 Or why I'm a one man show
 But these three cubic feet of bone and blood and meat
 Are all I love and know
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 'Cause I'm a one man guy in the morning
 Same in the afternoon
 One man guy when the sun goes down
 I whistle me a one man tune
 One man guy, one man guy
 Only kinda guy to be
 I'm a one man guy, I'm a one man guy
 I'm a one man guy is me
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 I'm gonna bathe and shave and dress myself
 And eat solo every night
 Unplug the phone, sleep alone
 Stay way out of sight
 Sure it's kinda lonely
 Yeah it's sort of sick
 Being your own one and only
 Is a dirty selfish trick
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 'Cause I'm a one man guy in the morning
 Same in the afternoon
 One man guy when the sun goes down
 I whistle me a one man tune
 One man guy, one man guy
 Only kinda guy to be
 I'm a one man guy, I'm a one man guy
 I'm a one man guy is me