Saturday Afternoon Kung Fu Theater, Pt. 1

Saturday Afternoon Kung-Fu Theater
 "Mommy, it's Saturday Afternoon Kung-Fu Theater
 What's today's special feature?"
 "Today's special feature is
 Bobby Digital Versus The RZA and the Pit Full of Snakes'"
 Turn my mic up a little bit
 Yo, Bobby Digital, ha, ayo
 I could take a rain drop, turn it to a icicle
 Pull off in that blue Escalade, you still rockin' tricycles
 Michael Myers mask on my face, copper-filtered
 N-95 edition boy, I'm a virus killa
 Try to quarantine me, my chi increase like Akira
 Money coming in the mail, I got cheese like quesadilla
 You're generic, prosthetic, pathetic, your rap is too synthetic
 You can't cope with me, kiddo, this is verbal athletics
 36 pressure points we choose, hit that fatal
 Aikido throw, taekwondo, whirlwind kick, tornadoes
 Bobby Digital back in Black Shampoo
 It's like a animal house, National Lampoon
 Gag 'em up with a spoon, I got the bag in the other room
 I bought a mansion, but still sleep in my mother's room
 See me floatin' on my brother's yacht, yo, check it, here's another pot
 Hip-hop was going cold, let me turn y'all on to something hot
 36 pressure points, bong, that's fatal
 Aikido throw, taekwondo, whirlwind kick, tornadoes
 Bobby Digital back in Black Shampoo
 It's like a animal house, National Lampoon
 Classical physics, mechanical physics and thermodynamics
 Electromagnetism and quantum theory
 These are some of the powers used by the great Bob Digital
 Classical physics, mechanical physics and thermodynamics
 Electromagnetism and quantum mechanics
 These are the tactics of Bobby Digital
 Life may deal you a pill that's too hard to swallow
 I'm getting mine today, they say the sun'll come out tomorrow
 The Greeks believed it was being dragged across the sky by Apollo
 This ain't showtime or the old school days of Giancarlo
 Take it back to when Fred Sanford use to argue with Rallo
 Back when Mike was learning to throw hands with the great Cus D'Amato
 Plus the motto was flush the bottle of crack down the toilet
 Before the spot was rushed by the narcos, Tony Stark in dark clothes
 Ambulance screechin', this homeless man was reachin'
 Inside the garbage can for his evening meal while the pope was still preachin'
 My fake friends, they still leechin', they want my money, they want my lab
 They want my fame, but they won't accept my teachings
 Clear it out like it's Clearasil, revolve, spin like a Ferris wheel
 It's a day off like Ferris Bueller 'cause you popped a Perc', a pill
 Pulled back the curtains to reveal what you thought was real
 Really wasn't really real, it was just a fuckin' pill
 36 pressure points, bong, that's fatal
 Aikido throw, taekwondo, whirlwind kick, tornadoes
 Bobby Digital back in Black Shampoo
 It's like a animal house, National Lampoon
 36 pressure points, bong, that's fatal
 Aikido throw, taekwondo, whirlwind kick, tornadoes
 Bobby Digital back in Black Shampoo
 It's like a animal house, National Lampoon
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 Bobby Digital
 Bobby Digital
 Bobby
 "Wow, mommy, that was great
 Can we watch another movie next Saturday?"
 "Ah, Bobby Digital is so cool"
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 "Be sure to tune in next week
 For The Masked Avengers and Heroes of the East"