Cousin Of Mine

There's a scandal in the neighborhood
 And it's all about Julie brown
 It seems a long lost cousin, Jeremiah
 Had lately arrived in town
 Now when Julie's fella came to call and saw them kissing
 He started home at once
 But Julie said, "I'm surprised at you
 Don't go acting like a dunce"
 Why? He's a cousin of mine, a cousin of mine
 You're liable for to see him here any old time
 He's a cousin of mine, a cousin of mine
 Go on, he's a cousin of mine
 Now when Julie had explained her relationship
 He said, "Honey, that may be so"
 But this fella don't look like a thirty-second cousin
 That I met here a week ago
 Julie smiled at him and joined her cousin, sad
 And as they slowly walked away
 He heard him ask,? Who was that fella?
 And he heard his Julie say
 Why? He's a cousin of mine, a cousin of mine
 You're liable for to see him here any old time
 He's just a cousin of mine, a cousin of mine
 Go on, he's a cousin of mine
 Would I fool you?
 Go on he's a cousin of mine