Sweet As Whole

Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet,
 Got the sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve
 And I talk of ponies and rainbows and things
 And I'm just who you want me to be
 But, like most creatures down here on the ground
 I'm composed of the elements moving around
 And I grow and change and I shift and I switch
 And it turns out I'm actually kind of a bitch
 But that only happens when I get provoked
 By some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know
 And I sit and I write while reminding you all
 That mean songs are still better than going postal
 That guy's an asshole
 And that girl's a bitch
 Baby it's natural
 No getting away from it
 So sing it out with me
 And then let it go
 Fuck that guy he's just an asshole
 Oh, asshole
 Asshole
 Asshole
 I see I surprised you with some of my words
 And I know that surprises, while fine, still can hurt
 And I hate to think that I've ruined the day
 Of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade
 But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways
 You're a toxin wasting perfectly good space
 And I say what I think
 'Cause it's more economic than drugs or a drink
 That guy's an asshole
 And that girl's a bitch
 Baby it's natural
 No getting away from it
 So sing it out with me
 And then let it go
 Fuck that guy he's just an asshole
 And I won't let him in
 Under my skin
 You're a sad sack of shit
 It's pathetic
 Just a festering sore
 Who will never be more than that
 If I don't let him
 That guy's an asshole
 And that girl's a bitch
 Baby it's natural
 No getting away from it
 So sing it out with me
 And then let it go
 Fuck that guy he's just an asshole
 That guy's an asshole
 And that girl's a bitch
 Baby it's natural
 No getting away from it
 So sing it out with me
 And then let it go
 Fuck that guy he's just an asshole