Let's Have A Kiki

What's up? it's Pickles; leave a message
 Hey, I'm calling you back, ooh, she's been a bitch tonight!
 And by "Bitch," I mean this rain, no cabs nowhere
 So, I had to put on the wig and the heels and the lashes and the eairh and take the train to the club
 And you know that MTA should stand for, "Motherfuckers Touching my Ass"
 So, then I get to the club looking like a drowned, harassed rat and I'm greeted
 Not by Miss Rose at the door, but our friend, Johnny Five-O
 Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the par-tee
 So, no fee for me, I don't even know what's the tea
 So, I hope you're up, girl, 'cause we are all coming over
 Lock the doors, lower the blinds
 Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels 'cause I know exactly what we need
 Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki
 Lock the doors tight
 Let's have a kiki, motherfucker
 I'm gonna let you have it
 Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki
 Dive, turn, work
 Let's have a kiki, we're gonna serve
 And work, and turn, and h-h-honey
 ♪
 A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
 We're spilling tea and dishing just desserts one may deserve
 And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
 So, shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui
 Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki
 Lock the doors tight
 Let's have a kiki, motherfucker
 I'm gonna let you have it
 Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki
 Dive, turn, work
 Let's have a kiki, we're gonna serve
 And work, and turn, and h-h-honey
 ♪
 Oh! What a wonderful kiki
 This kiki is marvelous (work it, girl)
 Ew, you know, girl, we were sitting back here just having a kiki
 Kiki, so-so, oui, oui, no, no
 Kiki, so-so, oui, oui, no, no
 Kiki, so-so, oui, oui, no, no
 Kiki, so-so, oui, oui, no, no
 ♪
 Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki
 Lock the doors tight
 Let's have a kiki, motherfucker
 I'm gonna let you have it
 Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki
 Dive, turn, work
 Let's have a kiki, we're gonna serve
 And work, and turn, and h-h-honey
 Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki
 Lock the doors tight
 Let's have a kiki, hunty, drop her
 I'm gonna let you have it
 Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki
 Boots, ten, queen
 Let's have a kiki, we're gonna serve
 And work, and turn, and h-h-honey
 
 What's up? it's Pickles; leave a message
 Hey, I'm calling you back, ooh, she's been a bitch tonight!
 And by "Bitch," I mean this rain, no cabs nowhere
 So, I had to put on the wig and the heels and the lashes and the eairh and take the train to the club
 And you know that MTA should stand for, "Motherfuckers Touching my Ass"
 So, then I get to the club looking like a drowned, harassed rat and I'm greeted
 Not by Miss Rose at the door, but our friend, Johnny Five-O
 Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the par-tee
 So, no fee for me, I don't even know what's the tea
 So, I hope you're up, girl, 'cause we are all coming over
 Lock the doors, lower the blinds
 Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels 'cause I know exactly what we need
 Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki
 Lock the doors tight
 Let's have a kiki, motherfucker
 I'm gonna let you have it
 Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki
 Dive, turn, work
 Let's have a kiki, we're gonna serve
 And work, and turn, and h-h-honey
 ♪
 A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
 We're spilling tea and dishing just desserts one may deserve
 And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
 So, shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui
 Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki
 Lock the doors tight
 Let's have a kiki, motherfucker
 I'm gonna let you have it
 Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki
 Dive, turn, work
 Let's have a kiki, we're gonna serve
 And work, and turn, and h-h-honey
 ♪
 Oh! What a wonderful kiki
 This kiki is marvelous (work it, girl)
 Ew, you know, girl, we were sitting back here just having a kiki
 Kiki, so-so, oui, oui, no, no
 Kiki, so-so, oui, oui, no, no
 Kiki, so-so, oui, oui, no, no
 Kiki, so-so, oui, oui, no, no
 ♪
 Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki
 Lock the doors tight
 Let's have a kiki, motherfucker
 I'm gonna let you have it
 Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki
 Dive, turn, work
 Let's have a kiki, we're gonna serve
 And work, and turn, and h-h-honey
 Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki
 Lock the doors tight
 Let's have a kiki, hunty, drop her
 I'm gonna let you have it
 Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki
 Boots, ten, queen
 Let's have a kiki, we're gonna serve
 And work, and turn, and h-h-honey