The Girls And The Dogs

The girls
 Are as fast as a game
 Are as bright as a flame
 And you're always to blame
 The girls
 Are as pink as the light
 And as dark as the night
 And they're always right
 The girls
 Are as cold as the sphinx
 Always dreaming of minks
 They drive you to drink
 The girls
 Are as soft as a sigh
 That whispers good-bye
 And leaves you to cry
 But the dogs
 Well, they're only dogs
 Just wagging their tails
 As they watch it end
 Oh, the dogs
 Well, they're only dogs
 And maybe that's why
 They're man's best friend
 The girls
 Can make you feel cold
 Can make you feel old
 An antique to be sold
 The girls
 They play with your heart
 They tear you apart
 You're never too smart
 The girls
 They throw you from towers
 They'll whip you with flowers
 It depends on the hours
 The girls
 Will treat you like trash
 Or let you be brash
 It depends on your cash
 But the dogs
 Don't depend on a thing
 They just lick your face
 When they see it end
 Oh, the dogs
 Don't depend on a thing
 And maybe that's why
 They're man's best friend
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 The girls
 You know that they are vain
 They will poison your brain
 They will drive you insane
 The girls
 Will laugh at your jokes
 How they love the coat on (?)
 But it is all a hoax
 The girls
 Are still making dates
 They still making you wait
 And they say you are late
 The girls
 Are yours for a throw (?)
 At least you think so
 Ah but you will never know
 The dogs
 Well you know the dogs
 They lift up a leg
 As they see it end
 The dogs
 Well you know the dogs
 And maybe that's why
 They're man's best friend
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 The girls
 They're not what they seem
 They all have a scheme
 They call it a dream
 The girls
 Are as hot as they please
 And you're down on your knees
 With the greatest of ease
 The girls
 Say you're on the right track
 Then they take it all back
 Tie it up in a sack
 The girls
 They will give it of course
 But they give with such force
 That it gives you remorse
 But the dogs
 They give nothing at all
 They just lift a leg
 As they watch it end
 Oh, the dogs
 They give nothing at all
 And that's the reason why
 They're man's best friend
 And yet it's because of the girls
 When they've knocked us about
 And our tears want to shout
 That we kick the dogs out