Cool Kids

There's a real cool club on the other side of town
 Where the real cool kids go to sit around and talk bad
 About the other kids
 Yeah, it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
 There's Millie, Pickles and Pattycakes too
 And Cubby's making mean jokes about you
 Ha-ha, ya little twit
 Yeah, it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
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 They're a real cool bunch of die fledermausketeers
 And they'll laugh at the tough skins, your mum got you from sears
 You dork, they'll never let you in
 'Cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
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 You're fat and ugly and an imbecile too
 And that's why they draw funny pictures of you
 And talk bad about all the kids
 'Cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
 Yeah, it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it
 Yeah, it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
 Yeah, it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it