The Marriage Funeral Man

Did you notice me at the funeral?
 I wore those noisy shoes
 Had that red shirt just to be laughed at and deciphered
 Maybe that's why the priest glanced and said
 "Hey son, you're next in line" (hey son, you're the next in line)
 I'll marry you tonight and then you'll just be fine
 Hell no, actually I said hell
 Hell that's not right
 Words you spell are obstacles for like-minded divine
 I put slippers on to slip a bit more quietly
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 All the schemes are lighting up our souls tonight
 Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
 All the schemes are lighting up our souls tonight
 Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
 All the schemes are lighting up our souls tonight
 Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
 All the schemes are lighting up our souls tonight
 Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
 Did you ever, ever, ever
 Ever see a man that came to a funeral
 Decided to get married and then left
 All his things had this one special vision
 That he thought he could complete
 Oh, what a big
 What a big
 What a big defeat