Not Fair

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
 Creeping with the girl next door
 Picture this we were both butt naked
 Banging on the bathroom floor
 How could I forget that I had
 Given her an extra key
 All this time she was standing there
 She never took her eyes off me
 How you can grant the woman access to your villa
 Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
 You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
 Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
 To be a true player you have to know how to play
 If she say a night, convince her say a day
 Never admit to a word when she say and if she claims
 And you tell her baby no way
 But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
 Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
 I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
 She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
 She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
 Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
 Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
 She stayed until it was over
 Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
 Creeping with the girl next door
 Picture this, we were both butt naked
 Banging on the bathroom floor
 I had tried to keep her
 From what she was about to see
 Why should she believe me
 When I told her it wasn't me
 Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on the right prefix
 Whenever you should see her make the giggolo flex
 As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
 Seeing is believing so you better change your specs
 You know she not gonna be worrying 'bout things from the past
 Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
 Wait for your answer: go over there
 But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast
 But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
 Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
 I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
 She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
 She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
 Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
 Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
 She stayed until it was over
 Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
 Creeping with the girl next door
 Picture this, we were both butt naked
 Banging on the bathroom floor
 How could I forget that I had
 Given her an extra key
 All this time she was standing there
 She never took her eyes off me
 Gonna tell her that I'm sorry
 For the pain that I've caused
 I've been listening to your reasoning
 It makes no sense at all
 We should tell her that I'm sorry
 For the pain that I've caused
 You may think that you're a player
 But you're completely lost
 That's why I sing
 Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
 Creeping with the girl next door
 Picture this, we were both butt naked
 Banging on the bathroom floor
 How could I forget that I had
 Given her an extra key
 All this time she was standing there
 She never took her eyes off me