I'm Coming Home

I've been hearing stories
 Ever since I've been gone
 Heard all about your women
 Women, wine and song
 Did you think I wouldn't find you out?
 Did you think I wouldn't know?
 Let's skip the inquisition
 Consider this your eviction
 I'm coming home
 I've been hearing rumors
 I gave you the benefit of the doubt
 Ever since the day I took you in
 I should have kicked you out
 You've been living off my money
 And I bet you ain't alone
 It's been going on too long
 I better find you gone
 When I get home
 I'm comin' home to quit ya
 So don't let that back door hit ya when ya go
 I'm heading down the interstate
 Taking back my real estate
 I'm coming home
 I'm coming home
 When you said you loved me
 I should of known what you meant
 I guess you loved me just enough
 To let me pay the rent
 Since you've been livin' off me
 You've been livin' high
 Now I think it's way past time
 To leave you high and dry
 Let's skip the inquisition
 Consider this your eviction
 I'm coming home
 It's been going on too long
 I better find you gone when I get home
 I'm coming home
 I'm coming home