Best of Times

I got a custom Continental
 Made in 1965
 But with a "Save the Planet" sticker
 That makes it kind of hard to drive
 I got a big house full of apples
 And I'm a big fan of both kinds
 I know one can keep the doctor away
 And one can sure mess with your mind
 It's the best of times
 It's the worst of times
 Might not change the world
 But I'm changing mine
 Channel 19 swears
 Our best days are behind
 But not mine
 Whoa, not mine, ha!
 Well, my toys are made in China
 My guitar's in Mexico
 My frozen food comes from Japan
 Give me a dog from Chicago
 I need to take myself to Yellowstone
 Climb up to that Blue Ridge too
 Remind myself of what's beautiful about the big red, white and blue
 It's the best of times
 It's the worst of times
 Might not change the world
 But I'm changing mine
 Channel 19 swears
 Our best days are behind
 But not mine
 Whoa, not mine, ha, whoo!
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 Well, I woke up this morning
 I got down on my knees to pray
 'Cause my time is done running out
 But my calendar's full of days
 It's the best of times
 It's the worst of times
 Might not change the world
 But I'm changing mine
 The breaking news reports
 Our best days are behind
 But not mine, ha!
 Not mine
 Oh, not mine
 Whoa, not mine
 Ha! Ha!
 Whoa, not mine