Swap Meet Louie

Hey, homies
 Who, me?
 Yeah, that's right, you the fly hustler
 Ah, y'all still sellin' that fake Louis, huh?
 Hey! Don't be turnin' the high side up in here
 You don't even got the dope (pssh)
 Oh, baby, I don't need the high side
 Just give me some khakis, and I'm straight
 Tryin' diss me?
 Ole raggy, rooty-poot, runned-up, gangsta
 Who you think you are? M.C. Hammer?
 You can't afford this Louis Vuitton
 Aw, what you mean I can't afford it?
 Why would I wanna try to afford some old, fake Louis?
 Baby, if that's real Louis, I'm Tom Cruise
 Excuse me, I'd like to buy some
 You don't know jack about this Louie
 Take your sorry self over booth number two for the crack pipe
 Yeah, alright, I got your crack pipe right here, baby
 Get off my dick
 Woah, Louis Vuitton never made a sweatsuit
 But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie boots
 So, you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless
 Rip Phantom top on your seven, six Cutlass
 In the shop, Louis V is what you seek
 Black Knight Cortez slippin' off your feet
 You're saggin', droop like a balla'
 Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her
 "Ooh, this is on, why don't you get this for me?"
 Every time you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme
 A little old lady in the back starts to creep, she's deep (that's right)
 Through Cazaly's, she peeks
 Her name is Mary Pong, and she's got it going on
 Swap meet weave, with the swap meet thongs
 Leather mini skirt with the oriental draw
 Little Mary Pong is raw
 She said, "I wanna make your girlfriend look good
 Start buying all your Louis at the hood"
 And you're sprung, on the two for one
 Fake Louie at the swap meet, son
 Now, you know brown Louie is played
 But you're drunk and you just got paid
 So you bought the gear, little Mary says, "See ya"
 Little did you know it was, "Made in Korea"
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 Victim number two, a rich, young couple from Bellevue, huh
 Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb couple 'bout to get beat
 Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Louis V gear on
 The couple got sprung and the wife want some
 Louis V hat with the diamonds
 She's thinkin' she got that deal, two for one is a steal
 The hat might a had a LV on the back
 But at the swap meet, that ain't jack
 But she bought it, cost about three hun
 Mary pong said, "You are the one"
 But when the girl's Louie got wet, she started complainin'
 Baby girls Louie started fadin'
 Now, she's tryin' to take it back
 But the swap meet don't play that
 'Cause when a customer tries to intimidate, huh
 Mary Pong pulls a .38
 She ain't about to get bum rushed
 She's strapped, and she's ready to bust
 But at the swap meet you don't pay tax
 They're movin' out fake Louie by the batch
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 Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth in the swap meet
 Buyin' much gear for the feet
 When we spot Mary Pong with a blank face
 Sellin' bootleg Mix-A-Lot tapes
 The brother bought the tape and kept steppin'
 And Mary Pong starts lookin' for a weapon
 I got a plan, and I'm about to use it
 What's up with the bootleg music?
 Mary Pong is about to get jacked
 She had a stack of big bootleg racks
 Me an' Attitude creeped like snakes
 Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and break
 The whole swap meet went crazy
 I'm sockin' more fools than Patrick Swayze
 Toss a mess of fake Louie in the trunk
 Hit the gas and the tach just sunk
 Like that, I'm outta there
 Swift brothers like to roll in pairs
 So we jet, back to the Boulevard fast
 Slingin' swap meet Louie for cash
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