I Missed The Bus

I get at 5 o'clock to go to work at 9 o'clock.
 It takes me an hour to stick my hair up but why?
 Why do I always miss the bus?
 I missed the bus. I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again.
 Now why'd you miss the bus? I dunno.
 We're you up late last night? I guess so.
 And were you watching TV? Uh huh.
 What kinda of TV. Magnumbox. Well that's no excuse.
 For what? For missing the bus.
 I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again.
 My boss said to me "You know you're gunna rot in your own toenail pus.
 Why do you always miss the bus?"
 I missed the bus again. I missed the buss. I missed the bus again.
 So there I am watching the bus leave me.
 I can't believe I missed the bus today.
 I have a bus pass that I have not used yet.
 Because I always miss the bus.
 I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again.
 Now why'd you miss the bus? I dunno.
 We're you up late last night? I guess so.
 And were you watching TV? Uh huh.
 Bet you're watching three's company. YEAAAH!
 Cause I love three's company. I love three's company.
 I love three's company. But that's no excuse for missing the bus.
 I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again.
 My boss said to me "You know you're gunna rot in your own toenail pus.
 Why do you always miss the bus?"
 I missed the buss. And I had no excuse.
 I missed the buss. And there was nothing I could do.
 I missed the bus. There is goes, driving away.
 I missed the bus. And there was nothing I could say.
 I missed the buss. I missed the bus again
 I missed the bus... oh yeah