Tug of War Intestines

"Rivers of gore, rivers of gore... ah hahahahah!"
 Driving my automobile, watch out for that moose
 Ramming it head on, turn over in a ditch
 Nearly fatal blast, left me paralyzed
 In my hospital room I'm waiting for the family
 Children left unattended, they just want to chop my up
 They are both laughing as my guts are strewn across the floor
 Hacky sack heart and monkey in the middle liver
 Hot potato pancreas, these are games with my guts!
 Kick-ball kidneys, leap-frog lungs, soccar stomachs
 Tennis ball tongues, tug of war intestines
 Volleyball, baseball, and shot-put with my head
 Testicle golfing, they're 15 under par, sanguine sports
 Tug of war, my grandchidren do adore
 Tug of war intestines