Just Like Anything

Captain Jack was a suicide pimp with a nonstop nosebleed
 Fell in love with a church choir tramp
 Found out she was a drag queen
 Crown him the Hollywood kid
 Spent his time in another man's bed
 Does anybody care
 He said-he said
 Jimmy Jaw took a ten story dive, about sixteen thousand feet
 I watched the body go splat and they scraped him off the street
 Now he's a Hollywood kid tryin' to fly
 They found him dead
 Was anybody there
 He said-he said
 Stars laid out on the Hollywood Squares
 Going 'round and 'round like musical chairs
 But be ready to rumble
 Be ready to fight, if you wanna live through the boulevard night
 Get ready for problems, get ready for pain
 If you wanna play the L.A. game
 Where you got to hustle and nothing is fair
 Be a chalk outline on a Hollywood Square
 Lady Faye back in '52 was a fiend for fame
 Not a lick of talent, paid dues, got fucked by John Wayne
 Crown her the Hollywood queen, she gives head in every scene
 Did anybody stare
 She said-she said
 Stars laid out on the Hollywood Squares
 Going 'round and 'round like musical chairs
 But be ready to rumble
 Be ready to fight, if you wanna live through the boulevard night
 Get ready for problems, get ready for pain
 If you wanna play the L.A. game
 Where you got to hustle and nothing is fair
 Be a chalk outline on a Hollywood Square