La-Di-Da-Di

La-di-da-di
 La-di-da-di
 La-di, da-di!
 Yo peep this
 La-di-da-di, we like to party
 We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
 We're, just some men that's on the mic
 And when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic right
 For all of y'all, keep y'all in health
 Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
 'Cause it's cool when you 'cause a cozy conditioning and
 That we create, 'cause that's our mission
 So listen close, to what we say
 Because this type of shit happens everyday
 I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning
 Gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn and
 Went to the bathroom to wash up
 Put some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup, said
 "Mirror mirror on the wall
 Who is the top choice of them all
 There was a rumble tumble, five minutes it lasted
 The mirror said
 "You are you conceited bastard!
 Yo that true, that why we never had no beef
 Then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth
 Used oil of Olay 'cause my skin gets pale
 Then I grabbed the file for my finger nails
 I'm true to the night, style on my behalf
 I put the bubbles in the tub so I could take a bubble bath
 Clean, dry, was my, body and hair
 I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear
 For all the girls I might take home
 I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne
 Fresh dress, like a million bucks
 Put on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks
 Stepped out the house stopped short, oh no
 I went back in I forgot the
 Then I tell it, dalley
 Ran through her alley
 Bumped into this home girl named Sally from the valley
 This was a girl playing hard to get
 So I said
 "What's wrong?
 "Cause she looked upset
 She said uh
 "It's all because of you
 I'm feeling sad and blue
 You went away and now my life is filled with rainy days
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 I love you so
 How much you'll never know
 'Cause you took your love away from me
 Now what was I to do
 She was crying over me and she was feeling blue
 I said
 "Don't cry, dry, your eyes
 Here comes your mother with those two little guys
 Her mean mother steps and says to me
 "Hi!
 Hit Sally in the face and deck her in the eye
 Punched her in the belly, and stepped on her feet
 Slammed the child on the hard concrete
 The bitch was strong, the kids was gone
 Something was wrong I said what was going on?
 I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave her
 She said
 "If I can't have you she can't either
 She grabbed me closely by my socks
 So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox
 But uh, she gave chase, she caught up quick
 She put a finger in the face of mc Rick, and said
 "Why don't you give me some play?
 And we can go cruising in my OJ
 And if you give me that OK
 I'll give you all my love today
 Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see
 Somehow your words just hypnotize me
 And I just love your jazzy ways
 So MC Rick my love is here to stay
 And on and on and on she kept on
 The bitch been around before my mother's born
 I said
 "Cheer up!
 " I gave her a kiss
 I said
 "You can't have me I'm too young for you miss
 She said
 "No you're not
 " Then she starts crying
 I says
 "I'm thirty-four
 "She says
 "Stop lying!
 I said
 "I am, go ask my mother
 And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!
 To the heart tick tock you don't stop
 To the heart tick tock you don't quit, hit it!