I'm Not Cool

I thought you put me in rapture
 I never asked you to dump her
 Thought you knew we'd have a high life
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 And still I see
 Your philosophy
 Falling through my tainted mind
 Would you dig my dirt?
 Cause I'm so desperate
 Can't you see you're wasting time
 It ain't ever gonna feel this good honey
 I failed to tell you, to tell you now
 That I've been fooled
 'Cause I'm not cool
 And scissors slide
 Away with my pride
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 Speeding down a dead-end track
 I wanted you there's no way back
 Got a destructive appetite
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 Baby please
 Lift me off my knees
 A little smile can go for miles
 I may be young
 But I will grow up strong
 And by then she'll look like her mum
 It ain't ever gonna feel this good honey
 I failed to tell you, to tell you now
 That I've been fooled
 'Cause I'm not cool
 And scissors slide
 Away with my pride
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 Just to be absolutely sure of the facts
 I'm happy to act just as a side salad
 Happy to act
 Happy to pay
 Happy to wait
 Baby you're great
 When your oven goes ping
 I'll be there on your plate
 When your oven goes ping
 I'll be there on your plate
 When your oven goes ping
 I'll be there on your plate
 When your oven goes ping
 I'll be there on your plate
 When her oven goes bang...
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 I've been fooled
 'Cause I'm not cool
 And scissors slide
 Away with my pride