Meanwhile, Back in the Real World…

Last night, what could it mean
 In a dream I was at sea
 And I was dragged off to drown from the gantry
 By kids that looked just like me
 As we sank to the depths of the deep
 We discussed how
 We could be living in utopia now
 But no one else could hear a sound
 Gee whizz, does this mean a streak of piss
 To anyone or anybody else?
 Meanwhile back in the real world
 There's a girl who lives on my street
 Doesn't have any shoes on her feet
 Meanwhile back in the real world
 There's a million things that we could shout about
 Tonight there's a boy in a mask in a fist-fight
 Against a skin-head in braces
 The whole sight was like a retro sideshow
 Although I took my part in the panto so proudly
 I must have screamed "he's behind you!" so loudly
 I couldn't quite tell friend from foe
 Gee whizz...
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 Meanwhile back in the real world
 Saw her standing on the main road
 Flagging cars in the freezing cold
 Meanwhile back in the real world
 There's a million things that we could shout about
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 Hold up, I hate to mither you while you're so dressed up
 Maybe the rays from the screen got you messed up
 You must be pissed off mister
 If you believe the price of a shirt at a punk night
 Is worth a half of your life on a website
 Putting the world to rights
 Meanwhile back in the real world
 Someone's lying in a bathtub
 Water's red and she won't wake up
 Meanwhile back in the real world
 There's a million things that we could shout about