The Strange Tale of Sid the Strangler

Public we get what we want
 Blood on our hands never did wash easy
 Oh oh oh oh oh
 What we need is a good, clean story
 To Good health! It's flying off the shelf
 The tale of Sid the Strangler, he wrote it all himself
 Oh oh oh
 Skim through if it gets too gory
 Oh what a fine man was he!
 Built like a boxer should be!
 The jewel in the gangland, the pride of his homeland to see!
 Public we get what we want
 Salt of the earth and he talks like we do
 Oh – oh – oh
 Loves his footy and Sunday roast too
 Our Joan, She told me on the phone
 The bit about the chinaman who couldn't pay his loan
 Oh oh oh oh oh
 Knew what he was getting into
 Oh what a fine man was he!
 Built like a boxer should be!
 The jewel in the gangland, the pride of his homeland, to see!
 Don't you be worried my friend
 "Woman and children were safer back then"
 Never been shame in the torture and maiming of men
 Rejoice in the streets my people!
 And dance with the ex-criminals
 Sure, they once broke the law
 But that's what the prison's there for!
 Are you really sure?
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 Oh what a fine man was he
 Built like a boxer should be
 And as for the stabbing
 Well stranger things happen at sea.
 Don't you be worried my friend
 "Woman and children were safer back then"
 Never been shame in the torture and maiming of men
 Here we go again.