Mamma Knows Best

Don't forget what happened to the man
 Who suddenly got everything he always wanted
 What happened?
 He lived happily ever after
 I'd love to tell them what to say
 But you just wouldn't appreciate
 Said hey ma, tried to be the greatest (the greatest)
 Not the cans, not the trash
 It's not gonna' make me "right"
 But my daddy's coming home
 I haven't walked the dog or cleaned the gutters
 I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried
 I tried, (I tried) to be the greatest
 I failed, I failed, I failed, I failed
 I failed (I failed) to be the greatest son
 Clean the room, that is my tomb
 My sanity's left me 'till next June
 And all I want to do is ride my bike (ride my bike)
 Doing homework is so lame
 The worlds a big Nintendo game
 I mean I'm only 12 years old
 (When next year comes) "13 and hating life"
 I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried
 I tried, (I tried) to be the greatest
 I failed, I failed, I failed, I failed
 I failed (I failed) to be the greatest son
 Pack my bags and hitch a ride
 I don't need no purple Huffy bike
 I'm going to Vegas to hit it big
 Pretty soon, I'll be 15
 Hey ma, take a look at me
 I'll make the world my industry
 I am a freakin' Anarchist!
 Am I old enough to gamble?
 Guys, this really isn't working
 Come on, give me some beat here
 Come on, I can't do this myself