I Predict

You're gonna take a walk in the rain
 And you're gonna get wet
 (I predict)
 You're gonna eat a bowl of chow mein
 And be hungry real soon
 (I predict)
 Are my sources correct
 (I predict)
 They're gonna find the Queen is a man
 But that Philip don't care
 (I predict)
 Lassie will prove that Elvis and her
 Had a fleeting affair
 (I predict)
 Are my sources correct
 Are my sources correct
 Yes I know they're corect
 (I predict)
 Men, if you say your prayers
 You'll never lose your hair
 L.A. is safe
 Ain't gonna quake
 Ain't gonna quake
 (I predict)
 And somebody's gonna die
 But I can't reveal who
 Cold beer will cure a cold
 Cold beer and pretzels, takes care of cancer
 Moscow will march to France
 They'll do the Can-Can Dance
 Don't worry, it'll work out
 Maxim's will throw them out
 They're gonna stop Saturday night
 So you better have fun now
 (I predict)
 They're gonna stop having the sun
 So you better get tan now
 And this song will fade out
 And this song will fade out
 And this song will fade out
 (I predict)