Blow My Candle Out

If there really is a big fluffy Jesus in the clouds
 let him know right now that I take it all back
 If there really is a muscular, cackling, red devil in the ground,
 you should tell him save me a shack
 But since I never saw either at my local Walmart shopping
 yelling at their kids in front of my optics
 I've been operating under the premise that neither existed
 because I base my beliefs in logic
 But if it's really true would you say when my body is in the ground
 I'll either float on up or drop right down
 Then I'm nervous for the verdict
 As a person I'm imperfect
 Ive been doing dirt lurking in the gutter with the vermin
 I don't deserve to go north when I'm gone glim finished rivers swan shaped bongs
 Some big tittied angels floating over ponds
 Singing songs more soothing than bed, bath, and beyond
 No, I deserve my skin scorched, skies made of skulls
 Sasquatch is made of fire as I fall into a gulch everything black
 I'd give my left nut and my dick for the chance to go back
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 You and I both know I can't shut my mouth
 But before you blow my candle out
 Would you please just listen to me here right now?
 Before you blow my candle out
 Cause if I had a second time around, I would turn it all around
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 Man thats what they all say, you're done
 No, no, no, no, shut the fuck up and listen for once cause I've been sitting on your shoulder
 As you've grown colder
 All of these years yelling in your ear
 But you wouldn't hear
 You had another plan, too big for little me
 Let me put it in a rap simile
 You'll understand, I gave you a fair shake
 Kind of like a ferris wheel, during a earthquake
 Get it? like you did it when you had it couldn't get it locked down
 No don't bother with a frown
 You were healthy in the mental
 Potential with the pencil
 Could've just filled in the stencil
 But you're tempted by the devil
 Content to just to settle get a bronze medal
 You laid your picnic in the wrong meadow
 Cause now you're trembling and mumbling defending what you've done to him you took the low road,
 there's a toll booth coming! and guess whose in the booth? man, not I
 It's the one that the burglars are meeting when they die
 And the murders and neighborhood circlers guy
 It's not a piece of cake if you want a piece of the pie
 So I'll have dinner with the winners
 While you simmer with the sinners
 Turn your summers into winters
 What a bummer you can whimper
 You could've been a star just a glimmer
 Now let me blow your candle out and make it dimmer
 You and I both know I can't shut my mouth
 But before you blow my candle out
 Would you please just listen to me here right now?
 Before you blow my candle out
 Cause if I had a second time around, I would turn it all around
 If I had a second time around, I would turn it all around
 Ladies and gentlemen of the congregation we are gathered here today to celebrate the loss of a demon, Peter Sparker
 And may he never live again a scourge on this earth may our children never repeat his mistakes (hallelujah)
 And may he burn eternally
 What do you want me to do? you fucking sorry excuse you dug your own hole lying and dude
 No, no, no, that apology is cute
 But all will be through
 I'll blow your candle like the chances you blew
 Yea, you had some moments in the ratings
 But then you'd always go skulking in the shade again
 You disappointed your family shamed friends
 I got a list heres the order of my list that it's in, it goes your daughter, your mother, your girl, your brother, jeff, cam, matt, your father, sister, and some others
 So while you wither like Bill your little life will be forgotten while you're rotting wikipedia pages
 They will be fading
 While you're waiting
 For a pardon from this run-on sentence unpunctuated arson while you stand there
 Bare your closet full of skeletons dancing like the flames on your hair
 Hey don't be like em all spose you're your own foes make this bed of coals you can go to sleep there
 You and I both know I can't shut my mouth
 But before you blow my candle out
 Would you please just listen to me here right now?
 Before you blow my candle out
 Cause if I had a second time around, I would turn it all around
 If I had a second time around, I would turn it all around