Greatest Shit Ever

Last night I got so drunk
 The homies came over
 And I woke up
 And I didn't have a hangover
 Everything was all good
 Man I checked my vitalsigns
 I checked my bank account
 And that shit didn't have a minus sign
 Bro, you won't believe this shit
 My check engine light was off up in the whip
 And I turned on the TV
 And I caught sound bites
 Good news, Ray Rice and Chris Brown died
 The sun shining got me warm like a lap dance
 Started making music, four track task amp
 My neighbour told me my shit turned him to a rap fan
 And a fucking racoon isn't in my trash can
 Usually the line's a 108
 But we went out to breakfast and there wasn't a wait
 It got me feeling like today it couldn't go better
 I'm back, can front
 This is the greatest shit ever
 See, I'm usually broke but today, man, I just got paid
 You couldn't kill my vibe if you tried, man, there ain't no eight (?)
 I got some beers in the fridge, found some little money in my jeans
 I got a call from Rihanna and she told me that she wants my D
 No red lights as I'm whipping down the wall greens (?)
 Kinda like the nuggets in my schedule (?), they were all green (Green light!)
 Got me feeling like I could go do a backflip
 Plus a sole white cop just hugged a black kid
 Windows rolled down, radio the sound on (?)
 Heard my song get played like flat pronounced wrong
 Check my mail box, undo (?) the envelopes
 And there was no bills like it's fire week in Buffalo
 I can get to know this life,
 Dropped my new video and it got no dislikes
 And nobody called anyone a faggot in the commentary
 Complains i got none like I'm a monestary (?)
 Feeling like it's D.Y.D.
 I might just let my nuts hang
 Got my trash out right before the truck came
 No mosquitos when I'm sitting on the lawn
 Every Bradley game winner and LeBron (?) (shit)
 See, I'm usually broke but today, man, I just got paid (It's the greatest shit)
 You couldn't kill my vibe if you tried, man, there ain't no eight (?) (It's the greatest shit ever)
 I got some beers in the fridge, found some little money in my jeans (It's the greatest shit)
 I got a call from your mom and she told me that she wished she had me (It's the greatest shit)
 Today is like 70 and yesterday was cold out
 My Gmail said tomorrow show sold out
 I called my girl, told her "I'll be laid getting back"
 She told me "Keep killing" and she wasn't mad
 Bro, you won't believe this now
 See, I went to Dunkin Donuts, got the me (?) discount
 I didn't have to even use it (?)
 Abe Lincoln at the interchange (?)
 She told me "No, that shit's free for the king of Maine!"
 I got back to where I habitate
 She was sipping on a Cabernet
 She removed her sweater, wait it gets better
 It's the greatest shit ever
 See, I'm usually broke but today, man, I just got paid (It's the greatest shit)
 You couldn't kill my vibe if you tried, man, there ain't no eight (?) (It's the greatest shit ever)
 I got some beers in the fridge, found some little money in my jeans (It's the greatest shit)
 Republic Records? while they sending me that gold plectrum, bitch it's so neat (It's the greatest shit)
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